Parades are a great venue for preaching the Gospel—especially when there is a big gap between you and the marching bagpipers. Here’s a review of my video from one of my many, many atheist YouTube fans:
abuchanan821 (19 hours ago): Steve, I just randomly came across 3 of your videos. I just want you to know that you have totally inspired me. I used to be just an atheist. From this day forward I will be a MILITANT ATHEIST!!!!
This is why people hate you.