The Surfrider Foundation had a team cleaning up the beaches. “Thanks a million!” I said, handing everyone a million dollar bill Gospel tract. They all thanked me for the “cash” until I got to the Asian man. “I don’t need it.” he said angrily. 

“But it has the million dollar question on the back: If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?” I pleaded.

“This isn’t Sunday. If I wanted to hear a sermon I’d be in church.”

I walked away and tried to hand one out to another lady. “I already threw the one you gave me away.”

Beware of environmental groups who are so earthly-minded they’re no Heavenly good.