The Everyday Club Report or June: Midway
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The Best of Atheist Tuesday: Bridge Out!
I notice a bunch of drunken kids bunch driving their convertible down a dirt road, exceeding the speed limit. I know
for a fact that the bridge is out a half mile down. Out of love and compassion I stand on the shoulder with a sound system and jump up and down, warning them that they will soon plummet over a thousand foot cliff. If they don’t stop and turn around, or at least slow down and examine the situation, they will fall to their deaths.
The kids laugh and point their fingers. One throws a Diet Coke can at me.
I shout into my megaphone: STOP! BRIDGE OUT! BRIDGE OUT!
Speeding up, they turn on their stereo and sing loudly to the Eagles’ “Life in the Fast Lane” passing me by. One kid pulls out a pistol, leans out over the back of the trunk, and points it at me.
I stop shouting.
I hear their mocking laughter resonate as they drive over the cliff to their deaths.
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