Sudden Death: Preventive Measures!


Possibly in response to these weekly Sudden Death columns, our friends at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have culled various warning labels from products that will help stop the needless death of the foolish… null

On a blanket: “Not to be used in a tornado.”

On a fishing lure with a three-pronged hook: “Harmful if swallowed.”

On a 12-inch CD rack: “Do not use as a ladder.”

On a package of earplugs: “These earplugs are non-toxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in a windpipe.”

On a toilet: “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.”

–From “The Bathroom Readers’ Press” (This is a really fun book.)


  1. Should be a note in the bible,

    “This verion of creation and god is a theory only.

    Other religions are available.

    Do not show to children under 21.”

  2. Note at back of the bible.

    “Dedicated to my dear Susan

    All characters herein are fictitious and resemblence to persons living or dead is purely coincidental”

    Torn out by the bugger than found it !! 🙂

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