I have a lot of fun handing out the Million-Dollar bill Gospel tract. Here are a few ways to get people to take one: Ask: “Did you get one of these?” People will think they’re missing out if they don’t take one. Don’t ask, “Would you like one of these?” They’ll answer, “No!” At the
(Photos are temporarily down from the host, but they’ll be up soon.) This is Kiera, a worker at Der Weinerscnitzel. I asked her if she had ever lied. She said, “No.” Stolen anything?” “No.” Looked with lust at someone?” “No.” Ever hated anyone or called them a name?” “No.” This was ridiculous, but I continued—she
I can’t assume that everyone knows what I’m talking about when I refer to the Million-Dollar-Bill-Gospel-Tract. So here is the explanation:
Celebrities like the Million-Dollar-Bill-Gospel tract too! (What is this? Click on What is the Million? under “categories.”) At the end of a Clippers basketball game there was a mob of people surrounding someone on the floor. “Who is that?” I asked. “That’s David Hasselhoff!” “Who?” I queried. “You know… the guy on Baywatch and Knightrider.”