Thar’s a Scorpion in My Bed!
I found something in my sheets the other night that was way worse than a horse’s head…yes, my Texas nightmare came to pass!
I was sound asleep for about an hour and a half when I felt something at my toes, so, I pushed it away with my feet. I tried to think of something else, like baseball, or imagined that it was a wrinkle in the sheet. The thought of what it could be was too much for me to handle in my groggy state of mind. Still, I tried to go back to sleep and convince myself it was only a nightmare.
A few seconds later a huge pain shot out from my hamstring right behind my knee. Wide awake now, I quickly turned on my reading lamp to see what got me as I pushed the covers off hurriedly, only to discover a scorpion scurrying away atop the sheet. Then, after a few seconds of light, the lamp bulb broke.
Dark. Still out there. Somewhere. Laughing.
Furiously, I tried to turn on my nightstand lamp, but, panicked, knocked it over into the trash can. I jumped out of bed rubbing the back of my leg and turned on the overhead room light. Frantic now, I yanked off all the covers, sheets and pillows, threw them to the floor and prayed that God would show me the culprit. Frustrated, I let out an anguished, unholy expletive and wondered how Jesus could allow this to happen to me. Worse, why did He ever create such a useless, ugly, sneaky-stingy-thing in the first place?
To Mask, or Not to Mask? That is the Question
I’ve heard the conspiracy theories:
“To wear one is to participate in the Great Social Engineering Experiment.”
“Wearing one is part of a Satanic Plot.”
“A mask causes us to lose our identities so we can be herded like sheep to be made into Soylent Green.”
I know the “effectiveness” arguments, too:
“Yes, wearing a mask can help contain the virus for those who may have The Covid.”
“No, masks aren’t effective and look stupid.”
What’s a Christian to do?
This is what I’m doing and it has a lot to do with my last trip to Austin.
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