Flushing, New York—In response to the boycott of Target stores nationwide from natural born males and females over their new commode policy of free-for-all gender, non-gender, new-gender, LBGTQ-1-2-3 restrooms, executives have introduced minor safety measures.
“Our new toilet cams will be affixed inside every potty of every store’s restroom,” said MelAmy Sithkin, Target’s Chief of Trans-Gender Relations and Non-Offending Policy Enforcement. “This will ensure that every person, no matter how they identify at the moment, can feel safe and secure doing their business privately without the intrusion of perversion masquerading as trans-something-or-other.”
Tim Wildmon, president of the American Family Association, the organization that initiated the highly successful boycott, said that this was a step in the right direction. “I’m glad to see that Target is finally responding to normal people’s protests and doing something sane and rational. I know that I will feel more secure knowing that my privacy and dignity are protected under the watchful eye of responsible management.”