You might be an atheist fundamentalist if… #4

Famous Lost Words

ON THE ISSUE OF ORIGINS, YOU MIGHT BE A FUNDY ATHEIST IF…

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16. You believe that planes, computers, calculators, compasses, etc, were “all obviously designed,” yet the human body, being intricately more complex was “obviously a product of biological evolution.” It seems the more complex the apparatus, the more obvious the “fact” that it was not designed.

17. Isaac Newton does not count as an example of a great scientist who believed in the Bible since he died before the Origin of Species was published.

18. When you watch a punt returner run a 93 yard touchdown, you marvel at what evolution has done for the human race. But when someone gets cancer, you blame God for it.

19. When you’re discussing the origin of the world, the phrase “uncaused cause (God)” is a stupid, meaningless thing to say. You will, however, settle for “uncaused effect (the world without God)”.

20. You descended from apes. (Think about it.)

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  1. Isi

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    “When you watch a punt returner run a 93 yard touchdown, you marvel at what evolution has done for the human race. But when someone gets cancer, you blame God for it.” Ah…actually, no, most atheists don’t blame god for it, since we don’t think there is a god. It would be a bit like blaming a book for cancer.

    Also, ToE doesn’t state that humans descended from apes. It says that we have “a common ancestor”. Common mistake, there.

  2. Isi

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    Sorry, made a bad analogy there and didn’t fix it in time. “It would be a bit like blaming a book for cancer.” should’ve read “It would be a bit like blaming the Flying Spaghetti Monster for cancer.”

  3. Frank

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    Ah, more idiotic antagonizing against secularists and rationalists from the snake-oil salesmen known as evangelists, and their shamanistic theology tutors.

    Do you not see the absurdity of your beliefs? Talking serpents? The rejection of scientific values and evidence? The abandonment of sanity and “worldly” reasoning in favor of spiritual claptrap?

    And you have the audacity to insist that others partake of your venomous delusions!

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