My friend from Canada, Paul LaTour, imagines this scenario during church testimony time from a “Pooper Peeper tract” (see below) convert:

Preacher: “Yes! YOU sir! The fellow in the red shirt sitting in the fourth pew. Please, stand up and share your testimony with all of us here starting with where you were when the gospel first convicted you.

Congregant: “Uuhhh…ahem…I’m not sure you…uh…really wanna know that.”