You Write It!


Here’s your chance to write the story that goes with these images. Be creative, real, humorous. I’ll give you the actual account sometime next week.


  1. It seems pretty obvious to me.

    Steve “Team Edward” Sanchez forgot to buy his tickets to the midnight show early, unfortunately Tony “Team Jacob” Miano got the last ticket. So Steve was left to plead and beg the other Twi-hards in the line ahead of him to spare him a ticket.

  2. BathTub, you know me like a book, man.

  3. Steve mixed up the date for the Jimmy Buffet concert in the worst way possible.

  4. Those who love the darkness heard of the Light of the World at midnight, before the Twilight saga was continued. The minister of Light was filled with power, with the Spirit of the Lord, and with justice and might. Those who sit in darkness saw the Light, but did they see and understand? Only the Lord knows. Would they continue to love the darkness, or would they cast off the works of darkness and put on the Armour of Light?

    God’s son was obedient to speak the Word to those who are stumbling towards death. He would not refuse the voice of God, nor be willfully ignorant of their plight. These beloved did not realize that: “Entering her house leads to death; it is the road to hell. The man who visits her is doomed. He will never reach the paths of life.” The way of the wicked is as darkness: they know not at what they stumble. But the path of the just is as the shining light, that shines more and more unto the perfect day.

  5. Pastor Steve went to see the Twilight Eclipse. He watches everyone waiting to get into the theater. After 5 hours of waiting at the back of line, he decides to jump on a high spot and ask the people in front to give up their space for him. No one gives up their space, so Pastor Steve thought,”Maybe if I open air preach, at least one person in front will repent and graciously give their spot to me.” So he tried that. But his plan didn’t work. Poor Pastor Steve got in the theater when the movie was over. 🙁

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