I teach a drama/evangelism class for kids in our church homeschool network. Part of the weekly homework is to hand out one Million-Dollar bill Gospel tract a day. Bronson is twelve years old and very bold. Here’s what happened as he was doing his “homework”:

One day I was playing with my friends when I saw an old lady. I asked her if she wanted to know the million dollar question [which is, “If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?”]. But she said she didn’t want to know. So I asked her to take a million-dollar bill Gospel tract instead.

She said, “What do you think I am, dumb?” Then she held up her cane and her dogs began barking at me.
I ran home screaming like a little girl. As soon as I got home I thought I would have to change my underwear.