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Great Biblical Valentine’s Day Cards

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Forget those sentimental and sappy Hallmark cards with their treacly rhymes and flowers. How about these Song of Solomon inspired, true romance love language epistles?

Nothing says love like comparing your amour’s nose to a tower!

“Thunder Thighs” wasn’t an insult in Old Testament times!

Perhaps you prefer more theological love languages. Well, here ya go!

Whether Calvinist or Arminian, nothing says “I ‘eros’ you more than a good non-heretical love note.

Okay…this is indeed a bit creepy. Screwtape must have had a hand in this!

Theologian cards by TheMondayHeretic.wordpress.com

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