Captain America Dead at 66

Time magazine reported that Marvel Superhero Capt. America was assassinated on his way to court where he was scheduled to talk about civil liberties. Will he ever return again to defend all that is right in the U.S.A.? “He’s very dead right now,” Publisher Dan Buckley answered. –I sure hope Batman had the opportunity to

Sudden Death: Carbon Monoxide!

These articles found in various periodicals are not meant to be amusing or fun. They are written with the intention of reminding us of the brevity of life, the randomness of death, and the finality of eternity. Five people were found dead inside a southwest Miami-Dade County home, probably victims of carbon monoxide poisoning, police

Sudden Death: Car Wash!

Reggie Peabody, a car wash worker in Melbourne, Australia, liked to “ride the brushes” when business was slow. But the system malfunctioned during one of his “rides,” and Peabody was crushed to death between two large industrial brushes. –From The Bathroom Reader (a very interesting book).