“Like the Bible says, ‘Every dog has it’s day.’” —The frustrated Security guard’s response to our polite refusal to leave the public sidewalk where we were handing out Gospel tracts to students exiting a Catholic high school campus. He then proceeded to call the principal and her assistant, and they both started grabbing tracts out
“Does it work?” —A lady at the Farmer’s Market who just received a Giant Money $100 bill Gospel tract. I replied, “Yes! If you read the back and believe.” “Ohhhhh… noooo thank you. I’ve seen one of those.” —A thoroughly disgusted woman refusing to take the Giant Money $100 Gospel tract from me.
“I’m calling the police… and I’m going to press charges.” —An older gentleman in a pink shirt who was angrily protesting—and trying to interrupt—my preaching to the line at Pink’s World Famous Hot Dogs in Hollywood last Sunday. The cops never came and my daughter burst into tears. “You’re brainwashed.” —The young man reading his
“I’m really flabbergasted! This doesn’t usually happen!” —Ashley, one of the many hungry students we bought food for at the Taco Bell next to Leuzinger High School. Total cost: $392.61 plus tip.
Quotes of the Week
“Because I have a bad mouth, I like fighting, and I steal.” —Siond Tuli, a very large college student of island descent on why he thinks that he would go to Hell instead of Heaven. “#?@&%!! Why don’t you shut up! #?@&%!! You blankin’ #?@&%!!” —The very manly, angry, linebackerish woman standing in line and
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