Blackmailed by the National Enquirer


Ray Comfort, Tony Miano, and myself celebrated Christmas night—like we always do—by heading upstairs to the third floor ballroom of Living Waters headquarters, where we unwound from a hard year of sharing our faith by doing a little disco groovin’. Unfortunately, some atheists from The National Enquirer were suspended from a rope on a crane just outside the window, where they secretly shot some embarassing footage. They threatened to expose our partying selves by selling the footage to TMZ if we didn’t give them a million dollars. We gave in to their demands and I now own the footage. Here it is:

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  1. Oh man Oh man, I have to shake that imagery out of my head. HAHA, that was so funny 😀

  2. I really don’t know what to say. This is the second time this Christmas my Napoleon Dynamite-esque dancing skills have been caught on tape.

    Steve, thank you for your stalwart efforts to wrestle this video from the grip of atheist Enquirer operatives. I don’t know what Ray and I would do without you (although this incident has given me cause to give that some thought).


  3. I can’t wait for the New Year’s bash at Cameron’s house. I hear he does the Twist real well…

  4. You have DISCOvered yoursELVES for what you truly are!


  5. Nun of you look like Travolta. Blasphemy!!! Repent! LOL!

    Funny stuff. If athiests find us important enough to try and make jokes, then something being said is burning coals on their head.

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at their nose… lol.

    Merry Christmas and new year.

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