Sudden Death: Preventive Measures!

Possibly in response to these weekly Sudden Death columns, our friends at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have culled various warning labels from products that will help stop the needless death of the foolish… On a blanket: “Not to be used in a tornado.” On a fishing lure with a three-pronged hook: “Harmful if swallowed.” On

mini-vangie: Elevator Elation!

“Let’s go to the elevator for some ‘Inner Air’ preaching,” I suggested to my cohorts in Gospel crime. Richard is always agreeable and up for an adventure, Stephanie, too. In we went along with a small group of three or four others. I handed a Million-dollar bill Gospel tract to each of the unsuspecting passengers,