Have you tried this while visiting the hospital?
I tipped these volunteers at Torrance Memorial a trillion dollars each while complimenting them on the fine job they were doing. These are my favorite gospel tracts, of course. I also like handing them to people in waiting rooms using this line, “Here, this will take care of your co-payment.”
Some helpful hints: Never open air preach in the Intensive Care Unit and forget about sharing your faith in the Maternity Ward; all those patients do is whine and cry. Such babies!
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