Possibly in response to these weekly Sudden Death columns, our friends at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have culled various warning labels from products that will help stop the needless death of the foolish… 
On a blanket: “Not to be used in a tornado.”
On a fishing lure with a three-pronged hook: “Harmful if swallowed.”
On a 12-inch CD rack: “Do not use as a ladder.”
On a package of earplugs: “These earplugs are non-toxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in a windpipe.”
On a toilet: “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.”
–From “The Bathroom Readers’ Press” (This is a really fun book.)
www.bathroomreader.com
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