Here are some toasts from Ireland as compiled by The Bathroom Reader (a really funny book), to help you celebrate this special occasion with your sweety (leave that communion wine alone!).

“May you have food and clothing, a soft pillow for your head;
May you be forty years in Heaven, before the devil knows you’re dead.”

“May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs.”

“May the Lord keep you in His hand, and never close His fist too tight on you.”