A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a Preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water… and subsequently bumps into the Preacher. The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks the drunk… “Are you ready
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.” Merle commented, “I would
(I don’t know if this story is true or not, but it’s funny)
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a derelict man who had died while traveling through our area. The funeral was held well out into the countryside.
This man would be the first to be laid to rest at a new cemetery.
From the Texas House Corrections Committee hearing (on 3-23-06): “What’s our prison population?” asked Chairman Madden. “Full,” replied LBB’s Michelle Connolly. Right now it’s at 151,585, she said. “But there’s an execution today,” deadpanned Rep. Jim McReynolds, “so that’s 151,584.” -From Grits for Breakfast
2 Atheist Jokes
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness? Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason. ***** The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher: “Do you believe in eternal life?” The preacher had no time to reply. “Well it’s a load of rubbish!” shouted
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