2 Atheist Jokes

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?
Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.
The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher:
“Do you believe in eternal life?” The preacher had no time to reply. “Well it’s a load of rubbish!” shouted the Atheist. “I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that’s it! No eternal life, no great judgment, and no God!” The Atheist continued his assault against the preacher. “Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! Its all pie in the sky when you die. When I die that’s it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing.” Finally, he ends his tirade. “I will be buried six feet under when I die and that’s it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!”

“Well thank God for that” replied the preacher!

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  1. hehehehehe

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