E-vangie Tales - Stone The Preacher

The Demon Dog of Hollywood Blvd.!

Jan 3, 2008Steve Sanchez2 CommentsE-vangie Tales, Stupid Million Dollar Tracts

Hollywood Boulevard isn’t safe. It’s a dangerous street. An awful dark-and-stormy-night type of street, even in daytime. Every corner holds a new terror, strange freaks of nature, horrible hobgoblins. You might be forced to pay a buck to the crazy guy in the Gene Simmons KISS get-up; Or a googly-eyed Scientologist might entice you to “get clear”

Daddy’s Dollar Dare

Dec 28, 2007Steve Sanchez7 CommentsE-vangie Tales, Great Quotes

(This is Part 2 of The Golden Compass tract adventure. To read Part 1, click here.) We had 50,000 of The Golden Compass Gospel tracts to hand out before that awful bomb of a movie disappeared completely. What could I do? I had no choice but to bring out the secret weapons: my 6 and 8-year-old daughters. “I’ll give you

The Tortoise, the Hare, & the Golden Compass Tracts

Dec 27, 2007Steve SanchezE-vangie Tales

When I heard that Living Waters Publications was offering The Golden Compass Gospel tracts for a penny a pack due to the movie of the same name bombing, I was so excited that I told my “connection” to get me $5.00 worth, or 5,000 tracts. I called my faithful foot-soldier friend, “Righteous Richard” Chavarria, and

Merry Christmas or Whatever

Dec 20, 2007Steve SanchezE-vangie Tales

This is a re-post of an article I wrote a couple of years ago… What attitude do you think would be demonstrated at a New Age-liberal, all-natural-cotton-pants-wearing organic food store toward Christmas? Uh, just what you’d expect… Kerry wore his Whole Foods name badge proudly; perhaps that is why he had a picture of a lion

Terrorists in the Elevator! Part 1

Dec 7, 2007Steve Sanchez5 CommentsE-vangie Tales, Great Quotes

You’d think that I was part of Al Queda the way Security swooped down on me. Out of nowhere, right in the middle of a purchase—a gift for my wife—they got me. “You’re trespassing!” the over-zealous guard charged. “And you must leave right now!” “What about my purchase?” I protested, putting the gift down. I hung my