2 Bad Atheist Jokes


What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?
Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.
The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher…

“Do you believe in eternal life?”

The preacher has no time to reply.

“Well its a load of rubbish!” shouted the Atheist. “I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that’s it! No eternal life, no great judgment, and no God!” The Atheist continues his assault against the preacher repetitiously and tirelessly. “Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! “Its all pie in the sky when you die.” When I die that’s it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing. He continues, until he reaches his climax, “I will be buried six feet under when I die and that’s it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!”

“Well thank God for that,” replies the preacher!


  1. I’ll believe in the afterlife once there is a reliable connection with it, phone, video conferencing etc. Until then I’m happy loving and caring for my family and friends and enjoying life, because it’s brief and sweet. And the joke, not too funny.

  2. Keep on loving your family, friends, etc. That’s a great goal, Otto.

  3. YEHWAH (YHWH) is the name of my God. His title is God. I do not want to be anywhere He is not, for I am nothing without Him. To be unable to feel His Holy Spirit would be like having the air sucked out of my lungs. I wish every single person a live could feel the completeness I feel because of my Lord JESUS. I praise YEHWAY for the creation of the Earth with all its magnificent wonders. I dream of the day I am called home to be with my Heavenly Father, my Lord and Savior JESUS, my brother Mark, a child I lost in pregnancy, my earthy father, grandparents, many other family members and friends, and the Patriarchs of the Bible. I have a great life here and now but I know up there beyond the rainbow is the eternal contentment my soul desires.

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