Stinky Funeral

(I don’t know if this story is true or not, but it’s funny)

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a derelict man who had died while traveling through our area. The funeral was held well out into the countryside.

This man would be the first to be laid to rest at a new cemetery.

Minus One

From the Texas House Corrections Committee hearing (on 3-23-06): “What’s our prison population?” asked Chairman Madden. “Full,” replied LBB’s Michelle Connolly. Right now it’s at 151,585, she said. “But there’s an execution today,” deadpanned Rep. Jim McReynolds, “so that’s 151,584.” -From Grits for Breakfast