Celebrities like the Million-Dollar-Bill-Gospel tract too!
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At the end of a Clippers basketball game there was a mob of people surrounding someone on the floor. “Who is that?” I asked.
“That’s David Hasselhoff!”
“Who?” I queried.
“You know… the guy on Baywatch and Knightrider.”
Never having seen any of those shows, I still wanted to hand this celebrity a million. There he is! He broke free from the crowd! “Hey David!” I shouted. “You probably don’t need this, but here’s a million dollar bill!” I handed it to him, he took it and off he went up the stairs and out of sight.

-Steve Sanchez