Send this scary link to a friend—or enemy—to give them a fright. Death Beth really knows what happens when you die!

Take a cute little death survey:

Enter your birth month:
Enter the first two letters of your first name:
How do you think you will die:
Are you healthy? Yes No
Do you take risks?

Here’s a negative review from Iron Pyrite, an atheist blog:, which just goes to show that this is an effective tool for the lost… and found:

This is a Christian scare tactic website that is supposed to predict when you are going to die. You enter your information, then you get preached at, you’re gonna die slowly, etc, accept Jesus, or else. Pretty sophisticated, for primitive people who still need a night light.

Now click here for a scary Goth site.