The winner of the “Greek to Me” T-shirt contest that was posted on Tuesday is Laura, who answered first! Though not a Greek scholar she rightly surmised that the foreign language evangelistic question (at least its English transliteration) was: “If you died today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?”

A close second goes to atheist Azou, who thought it read:

“One Ring to rule them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them”

And, Paul Latour, our Canadian evangelist who never gets to read many shirts because people are usually wearing parkas in the frozen north, guessed that it said: “Eat at Joe’s.”

Honorable mentions to all those who literally rendered the phrase, too.