Tombstones: Zeke
His epitaph reads: Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. (From an epitaph in Silver City, Nevada or possibly in Cripple Creek, Colorado) (Thanks to Webpanda.com)
Sudden Death: Car Wash!
Reggie Peabody, a car wash worker in Melbourne, Australia, liked to “ride the brushes” when business was slow. But the system malfunctioned during one of his “rides,” and Peabody was crushed to death between two large industrial brushes. –From The Bathroom Reader (a very interesting book).
FOUNDations: Charles Spurgeon
“No sort of defense is needed for preaching out-of-doors; but it would need very potent arguments to prove that a man had done his duty who has never preached beyond the walls of his meetinghouse.”
Another Blasphemy Challenge Response!
Stay with this. Don’t be offended too fast! Trust me.