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The Cajun 10 Commandments

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Why does this blog focus so much on the use of the 10 Commandments? Click here to read this article I wrote two years ago.

THE CAJUN TEN

#1: God is number one… and das all.

#2: Don’t pray to nuthin’ or nobody… jus’ God.

#3: Don’t cuss nobody… ‘specially da Good Lord.

#4: When it be Sunday… pass yo’self by God’s house.

#5: Yo mama an’ yo daddy dun it all… lissen to dem.

#6: Killin’ duck an’ fish, das’ okay…people—NO!

#7: God done give you a wife… sleep wit’ jus’ her.

#8: Don’t take nobody’s boat… or nuttin’ else.

#9: Stop lyin’… yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!

#10: Don’t go wantin’ somebody’s stuff.

(Thanks to Mike Nash for this)

2 Comments

  1. I always found number five to be highly suspect.

  2. Hilarious, classify this as the lighter side to strict Christianity

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