“Because I have a bad mouth, I like fighting, and I steal.”
—Siond Tuli, a very large college student of island descent on why he thinks that he would go to Hell instead of Heaven.

“#?@&%!! Why don’t you shut up! #?@&%!!
You blankin’ #?@&%!!”
—The very manly, angry, linebackerish woman standing in line and reacting enthusiastically to my Gospel preaching before the doors opened at the Torrance DMV.