Here are the photos the major news media doesn’t want you to see! Both parties truly have a heart for the lost vote.

After listening to “Hell’s Best Kept Secret,” Senators McCain and Obama have a renewed purpose in life as they reach out to the truly undecided. (On such a serious day as today, I thought you’d appreciate a re-posting of something a little lighter…)

Here Senator Barack Obama takes advantage of his opportunity to take people through the “Good Test.”

Not to be outdone, Senator John McCain gets to the heart of eternal matters. (I wonder if he had his million dollar bills on him?)

I guess they tried for the evangelistic Evangelical vote, huh?

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Photo of Obama: AP
McCain: Unknown
Photoshoppery: A crazy guy in Canada.
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