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Fun w/ Millions: Why I Love Wal-Mart

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The low prices of course! And all the employees wear a vest that says: How may I help you? So I say to them, “I have a question… if you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?” Surprisingly, most of them say Heaven. When I ask them why, 90% say because they follow Jesus! Then I ask them what church they attend. They can actually tell me the name and address of the church!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah!
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It’s also a great place to hand out million dollar bill gospel tracts while in line. To save money Wal-Mart has one cashier for every 100 customers, so I use the time wisely while waiting.

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  1. hahahhahaha…go Wal-Mart!

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