I know this might be considered racial profiling, but I do have to get something out on the table when it comes to evangelizing: white people scare me. If I see a Caucasian and I have to give the gospel to them, a little voice inside says, “Prepare to be rejected.” Still I do it.

What’s really, really scary though, is a white person getting out of an SUV, Hummer or Porsche. Or a lady in a Jeep. And if they’re wearing name-brand eyewear and stone-washed jeans, well, you just might as well forget it. It’s that camel through the eye of the needle thing; not much has changed in 2000 years.

But what’s even scarier than all of those people? A 60 year-old white guy with a ponytail, grandpas in jogging suits and grandma in short-shorts.

Still, Jesus died for them too…

-Steve Sanchez