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Open Air: Dummy on the Pier

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We set up our dummy, Eutychus’ Sis, on the Redondo Beach Pier last Saturday to attract the crowds.
null People would stop in horror; we would preach to them. After three sermons by three evangelists, it was my turn. I gave it a go and when I finished, three policemen greeted me. Someone had complained about the dummy. In fact, according to them a lot of people complained.

“People don’t like that there,” said the lead officer. “They don’t want to be reminded of death while enjoying a day out on the pier.”

“That’s precisely why we put it there,” I explained.

The constables didn’t understand the urgency, so we packed up our stuff and moved along. I’m no dummy; they have guns.

Read more about guys with guns here.

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