Two eggs, two slices of bacon, two sausage links and two pancakes: The Grand Slam breakfast, and it was free from 6AM to 2PM, Tuesday at Denny’s, America’s favorite health food restaurant.

That’s right, 795 calories and a whopping 50 grams of fat—all for free!

I didn’t go for the breakfast, I went for the diners. And nearly everyone got a Giant Money Gospel tract telling them about another free opportunity: eternal life.

I’d greet the eaters with a cheery, “Free breakfast and free $100 bills!”

They went like… hotcakes!