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Denny’s from Heaven

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Two eggs, two slices of bacon, two sausage links and two pancakes: The Grand Slam breakfast, and it was free from 6AM to 2PM, Tuesday at Denny’s, America’s favorite health food restaurant.

That’s right, 795 calories and a whopping 50 grams of fat—all for free!

I didn’t go for the breakfast, I went for the diners. And nearly everyone got a Giant Money Gospel tract telling them about another free opportunity: eternal life.

I’d greet the eaters with a cheery, “Free breakfast and free $100 bills!”

They went like… hotcakes! 

3 Comments

  1. Hey, I did the same thing at the Denny’s El Segundo. They went like hot tomales!!

  2. Do you plan on hitting any Mardi Gras Parades soon? I plan on hitting one this weekend in Prattville, AL. I’m having trouble finding a relevant outfit though 🙂

    You can read about it at my Blog:

    http://euaggelionsblog.blogspot.com/

  3. “Would ya like wise with that?”

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