The Gospel According to Ganja Man
After watching this video you will be absolutely convinced, never, ever, EVER, to vote for the legalization of marijuana!
After watching this video you will be absolutely convinced, never, ever, EVER, to vote for the legalization of marijuana!
Join us for another street fair, this time in El Segundo! Meet at Hope Chapel at noon to carpool. Scale of Difficulty (Extremely easy) 1–-I–——————-10 (Rabid atheists with tattoos and crew cuts)
Dear Atheist Reader,
Would you please read the following carefully, and then sign in the comments section—if you agree to it? This is no joke. Do you have the courage of your convictions? This was written by James Smith (1802-1862) and is still relevant for today.
I am resolved to persevere in sin, and follow the maxims and customs of those around me–though it costs me the loss of my soul, and exposes me to everlasting damnation. I am resolved to reject the Son of God–I will not embrace Him as my Savior, or have Him reign over me. I am resolved that I will not accept the pardon which God presents to me in the gospel, though it cost Jesus His life to procure it–and I know I must eternally perish without it. I am determined not to submit to God’s way of salvation, and I consent to be lost forever! I have made up my mind, that I will never consent to receive a free salvation by faith in the Lord Jesus Christ–I will not have it!
I am resolved
to reject God’s message. . .
to dare His justice,
to defy His power,
to refuse His mercy,
to brave His threatened wrath, and
to harden myself against all His invitations, expostulations, exhortations, and promises.
I am resolved that I will not . . .
bow to His authority,
yield to His entreaties,
believe on His Son,
repent of my sins,
love His name,
or obey His precepts.
I am determined that there shall never be joy in Heaven among the angels of God––on account of my conversion.
I got an angry email from a person who received our “Will your good outweigh your bad?” tract—and understood it. She didn’t like the message at all. Here’s her email: This “QUICK 8 QUESTION TEST” tract that I found is so disturbing. It’s so manipulative to try to gather people into your fold by FEAR.
A Break from the Blog!
I will be taking a two week break from blogging. The comments will still be moderated by my friend, “Righteous Richard.” Tune in again on Oct. 10 for the latest!