Archive for 2007

Sudden Deaths: From the California Highway Patrol

Monday, December 17th, 2007

I gave the officers sitting behind the info desk at The Galleria Mall some Gospel tracts; they gave me some tracts of their own containing interesting information that will keep you from being buried 6 feet under during the holidays:
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DID YOU KNOW IN CALIFORNIA:

In total, over 3,906 family members, friends & co-workers are killed and 303,102 are injured annually in traffic collisions due to traffic violations.

Over 542 family members, friends & co-workers are killed and 87,095 are injured annually in traffic collisions due to speeding violations.
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Pooper Peeper Praise!

Monday, December 17th, 2007

My friend from Canada, Paul LaTour, imagines this scenario during church testimony time from a “Pooper Peeper tract” (see below) convert:

Preacher: “Yes! YOU sir! The fellow in the red shirt sitting in the fourth pew. Please, stand up and share your testimony with all of us here starting with where you were when the gospel first convicted you.

Congregant: “Uuhhh…ahem…I’m not sure you…uh…really wanna know that.”

The Pooper Peeper Tract

Friday, December 14th, 2007

I saw this disgustingly funny and effective tract called and I want to share it with you:

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Here is a description of the tract from someone who saw it:

“My wife once saw a calendar of events called The Bathroom Reader hanging on the wall in a college restroom. That simple idea sparked both my imagination and passion for evangelism, producing one of the most crass gospel tracts ever created — The Pooper Peeper. With a little tape and a lot of dedication, evangelists across the globe have witnessed where no man has witnessed before. Replacing the trash that lurks on the backs of stall doors, people who sit down for a spell get to read the gospel…”

This is a wonderful tract for the head of any evangelism team.

Click here to print your very own POOPER PEEPER tract!

R.A. Torrey said:
null “Oftentimes people who are too proud to be talked with, will read a tract when no one is looking. There is many a man who would repulse you if you tried to speak to him about his soul, who will read a tract if you leave it on his table, or in some other place where he comes upon it accidentally, and that tract may be used for his salvation.”

Happily Disappointed

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

I’m happy and disappointed.

I’m happy that about 17 students finished my latest evangelism class. I’m disappointed that we started with 31.
null Despite the name of my class being “Sharing Your Faith Without Fear,” and that when students finish they have less fear when evangelizing, the sad fact is that people don’t finish because they are fearful. Here are the stats:

Usually, 30% drop out after the first class.
Usually, 50% drop out by the last class.

I figured out why. If you take a prayer class, at the end of the training you will know how to pray. At the end of a doctrines class, you will be a little smarter. But when you take an evangelism class, you actually have to evangelize those unsaved pagans.

And who wants to do that?

Read what Ray Comfort thinks about all this below.

 

Something Amazing

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

By Ray Comfort 

I was talking with a friend who regularly runs “The Way of the Master” evangelism classes. He said that when the class starts there is always a good turnout, but when people realize that they have to actually go out and speak to the lost, he loses about a third of them. He was grieved that it happened, even though he explained that through the class they would learn to share their faith without fear. If those who deserted the battlefield had stayed, they would have found out something amazing.

null Imagine you and I are standing beside a swimming pool in which there are large chunks of ice. I soberly say, “Two minutes in that freezing water and you will be dead! I dare you to jump in and do a length.” Hopefully, you would have the good sense not to. However, if your two year-old child fell in and began to drown, how long would you hesitate to dive in and save him? Not for a second. But wouldn’t you be fearful of the freezing water? Of course not. Not for a second. That’s the power of love. So, do you hesitate to enter the freezing waters of evangelism to seek and save the lost? Do you listen to your fears? That’s the gauge to the depth of your love.
(Article and art used w/permission from Ray Comfort’s blog. )

Famous Lost Words: “The Golden Compass” Author

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Just what are the intentions of writer Phillip Pullman concerning his books “His Dark Materials” upon which the film, “The Golden Compass” is based?
null “I’ve been surprised by how little criticism I’ve got. Harry Potter’s been taking all the flak. I’m a great fan of J.K. Rowling, but the people – mainly from America’s Bible Belt – who complain that Harry Potter promotes Satanism or witchcraft obviously haven’t got enough in their lives. Meanwhile, I’ve been flying under the radar, saying things that are far more subversive than anything poor old Harry has said. My books are about killing God.” From the Sydney Morning Herald
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Get your “The Golden Compass” Gospel tracts here.

Those Merry Atheists

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

The Badger Herald reports that the Madison-based Freedom From Religion Foundation posted a sign in the Wisconsin state Capitol this week to remind residents that they live in a diverse country.

The sign is located in the same vicinity as the Wisconsin State Capitol Holiday Tree and menorah and reads, “At this season of the Winter Solstice, may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world.”

The sign promotes a nonreligious worldview and calls for freedom of beliefs, FFRF co-president Dan Barker said.

“People who disagree with the sign will find it offensive, like how some people [at FFRF] think the nativity scene is offensive,” Barker said. “If people think [the sign] is offensive, we’re happy with that.”

Terrorists in the Elevator: The Rest of the Story

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

I’ve had a few people express concern about my story “Terrorists in the Elevator.”
null It had nothing to do with the sad fact that an evangelist would get the boot from the mall for preaching in an elevator. Nor was the concern focused on the rough treatment I endured at the hands of over-zealous guards. No it had to do with matters weightier than all of that: Did I ever purchase the gift for my wife?

I didn’t purchase the item, but my partner, Ray, did. And immediately thereafter was swooped upon by six—count ‘em, six—Security guards who were kind enough to accompany Ray, gift in hand, out of the mall. 

Just thought you’d like to know!

(Read the conclusion of the matter here.)

Strip Club Owner Hates Evangelists!

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

A strip club owner in Ohio is pursuing legal means to stop the campaign of a local church whose members witness to patrons coming to visit his business.

“Foxhole” owner Thomas George has accused New Beginnings Ministries of harassing patrons, and even causing an explosion outside his property — while law enforcement just looks on. The church’s pastor, William Dunfee, says the federal lawsuit’s charges are over-exaggerated and reflect the desperate attempt by George to stop the effective outreach of parishioners who have helped to bring the club’s business in New Castle and Coshocton County to a trickle. Click here to read the rest from OneNewsNow!

Sudden Death: 747!

Monday, December 10th, 2007

If only poor ole Santa paid attention when he had the chance last year!
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Terrorists in the Elevator, Part 2

Monday, December 10th, 2007

(Read part 1 of this story here.)

Lt. Gomez of the estimable Security force at the Galleria mall got me again.
null I had just exited the elevator last Friday evening and saw him; he saw me, too, but all was cool. I noticed, though, that he glanced at my left hand, the hand holding the million dollar bill Gospel tracts. “Excuse me, Sir!” he politely called out to me. I stopped. “I can’t let you pass those out here anymore.”

I pulled out my tape recorder to gather evidence and clicked it on.

He was very polite. “You can turn that thing on if you’d like, but if I catch you handing those bills out, then I will have to ask you to leave.” (This was a darn sight more civil then the last time we met.) I assured him that I would not pass out anymore tracts in the mall that evening. “You have my word.” (Our policy as an evangelism team is to stop when asked. We are then “out of the game” for twenty-four hours.)

“Well you better call the rest of your people on the cell phone and tell them about my warnig” he suggested.

“I’m sorry,” I replied. “I can’t do that; you will have to find them yourself.” I reached out my hand to shake his and amazingly, he took it and we parted amicably.

I couldn’t wait to hear our little exchange on tape: A real, live Security encounter! How fun! Excited, I turned it on to hear—nothing. In my excitement of being confronted by Lt. Gomez, I hit the “play” button instead of “record.”

Oh, well… next time…

Read part 3 here!

Read about our head-to-head meeting with the Head of Security of the Galleria mall here.

Read about our next meeting with the mall’s General Manager here.

Going Up?

Monday, December 10th, 2007

By Paul LaTour 

Please note that two one-way elevators will be in service on Judgment Day: Up for the righteous, down for the self-righteous. No stopping on Limbo or Purgatory floors as they never existed anyway. Elevator service will cease to operate at Day’s end…forever.

Steve and Ray: Great service, boys! And thanks for the Elevangie Tales!

Terrorists in the Elevator! Part 1

Friday, December 7th, 2007

You’d think that I was part of Al Queda the way Security swooped down on me.

Out of nowhere, right in the middle of a purchase—a gift for my wife—they got me. “You’re trespassing!” the over-zealous guard charged. “And you must leave right now!”

“What about my purchase?” I protested, putting the gift down. I hung my head and walked out of the mall as the guards watched every move I made, every step I took.

My crime? Elevator preaching.

It was Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving,the busiest shopping day of the year, and all we wanted to do was hand out a few Gospel tracts, and give an “inner-air” sermon or two.

It was quite an uplifting experience.
null A crowd of people get on, then we hand everyone a million dollar bill Gospel tract. I push the button to hold the doors open a few seconds longer, to make sure all the people are in.
null Then I preach a 20-second sermon: “Hi everybody. You just got a million dollar bill and I want to ask you the million dollar question: If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell? Here’s a quick test. Have you kept the 10 Commandments?
null “The bible says that if you break just one, that’s called sin, and if you’ve sinned just one time, you will be found guilty and end up in Hell.
“Let’s see how you do. If you’ve ever lied one time, or stolen one thing, God will see you as a lying thief, and on Judgment Day you will be found guilty and end up in Hell. But that’s not God’s will…
null “If you repent and trust in Jesus, God will forgive you and grant you everlasting life.” I finish in one floor, about 25 seconds.
null WHOOSH!! They clear out in a hurry, some saying “Amen!” others, “Thank you!” and still others, “That’s right!” If we go down two floors, I add John 3:16 and encourage them to repent soon. Or I’ll say with a smile, “That’s elevator sermon #252!”
null People smile and actually appreciate the little talk. I don’t shout. I’m not overbearing. I speak in a conversational tone, just rather quickly.

Then voila! Another concregation appears!

And I preach yet another 25 second sermon.
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Over and over and over again.

After about half an hour and 150 people, I told my partner Ray that it was time to leave because the chances were good that someone has complained. I was right. As we walked out of the elevator, I noticed a lady gesticulating wildly to two Security guards. We beat a hasty retreat through Macy’s department store.

After ten minutes, we thought it safe to buy my wife’s gift. Wrong! The guards nabbed us without warning, no gentle reminder of the rules; the man just plain accused me of handing out Gospel tracts and told me to leave. I had no choice but to snap his picture.
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Ray was next. Six Security officers got him. Poor guy. Didn’t have a chance.

On the outside, I struck up a conversation with two parking attendants…
nullnull …and was truly thankful that I live in a country where we will always have the right to preach Christ freely without fear of persecution or loss of liberty.

“Oh, how they preached! No polished periods, no learned arguments, no labored paragraphs, chilled their appeals, or rendered their discourses unintelligible. No fear of man, no love of popular applause, no ever-scrupulous dread of strong expressions, no fear of excitement or enthusiasm, prevented them from pouring out the whole fervor of their hearts, that yearned with tenderness unutterable over dying souls.”
—Horatious Bonar (1808-1889), from his writing “Words to Winners of Souls

Oh no! I got caught again by the same guard the other night! Read part 2 here.

Boys in the Hood

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

I met Mike and Ish while taking a team on the Redondo Beach pier. We had handed them both a million dollar bill Gospel tract—and found out that they, too, were handing out tracts from Way of the Master!
null They have a ministry that I want nothing to do with (except to pray for their efforts). They go out into the hood after dark dressed in their “colors” and target gang members with the Gospel. Their team name, “Martyrs,” emblazoned on the front of their shirts, “is derived from Acts 1:8 and is used by our team to recognize all persecuted believers, past, present and future” says Ish.
null They also go out at 3am with another team, led by a former prostiute and pimp—saved now—and witness to streetwalkers and their bosses. One time, while speaking to a working girl in front of an apartment complex, they found themselves surrounded by her “family” of about 30 bangers.
null Mike and Ish showed their backsides that declare they are “Trained to serve Jesus.” The gang then dropped their guard and listened to the message of hope.

On another occasion, a police officer shouted to Ish to “Drop that bag of money!” which, of course, was filled with Million dollar bill Gospel tracts. They get stopped—and searched—frequently.

They have just recently decided to join our church.
null I’m excited to see what God is going to do through them as they reach out to a whole segment of people who would never listen to a white, middle-aged guy like me.

I’m down with that, bro!

See what I mean?

“Righteous Richard’s” November Report

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

By “Righteous Richard” Chavarria

I preached 11 times to 260 people standing in line at the Hawthorne DMV in the month of November and handed out 615 Gospel tracts. I hope to do better in December.
null I’ve investigated another location: the Inglewood DMV. There are two entrances; one entrance is just off the public sidewalk. I passed out about 30 tracts at this location and then went inside to speak with the Manager; her name is Kathy Myles and she said that we would have to get a permit from Sacramento. She also said that anything done on DMV property has to have a permit. I asked about preaching from the sidewalk and she warned me that if they received complaints from people getting offended or if I’m blocking the sidewalk, then the California Highway Patrol would be called. I asked about my First Amendment right to free speech while on the city sidewalk. She smiled.

Nothing new, right?

This Saturday: Ray Comfort and Team

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Once again we will be heading down to Huntington Beach come Hell or high water.
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Meet at Hope Chapel at noon. If it rains, we will go to the Galleria Mall.

What’s Your E-vangie Tale #24

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

ONE MORE WEEK TO GO IN THE CURRENT EVANGELISM CLASS. 15 STUDENTS AND HOLDING…

Paul wrote that God “has committed to us the message of reconciliation. We are therefore Christ’s ambassadors, as though God were making His appeal through us. (2 Corinthians 5:19-20)

Have you been a faithful ambassador? Write your own E-vangie Tale of how God used you to spread His message of salvation.

Going Armless!

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

The high school kid in line at Rite Aide drugstore didn’t want the giant hundred dollar bill after he found out that it was a “religious” tract, so he tried to hand it back to me. “Sorry,” I said. “I can’t take it back.” He insisted. I refused.

Looking around, he tried offering it to a neighbor of mine who was also standing in the long line. “Don’t take that back from him, Bernice,” I gently warned my neighbor. She smiled knowingly. Frustrated, he held the bill aloft, not knowing what to do with this offensive piece of literature. “You’re going to have to throw it away,” I teased, glancing over at the trash receptacle.

null He hesitated, not wanting to leave his place in line. “And don’t litter,” I reminded him. Another lady standing in line grinned.

He crunched up the tract into a little ball, squeezed it firmly, then… stuffed it into his pocket… to be read at a later time.

(Read the reasons why every evangelist should “Go Armless!” here.)

Famous Lost Words: Atheist and Anti-Christian Sites

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

In a battle, it’s always a good idea to know the enemy’s tactics. A good soldier should know what propaganda the other side puts out, how they are thinking, what are their plans. Here are a few sites from the dark side, that will help you to understand how fools “think.” If I’ve missed any, let me know, and I’ll add them to the list!
null In the future, these sites can be referenced by looking at the side of this blog under the category, “The Dark Side”.

ExChristian.net A site devoted to encouraging the “Ex-Christian.”

The Brights A website devoted to renaming the atheist to gain greater acceptance.

Richard Dawkins Website He’s the Pope of pagan.

CelebAtheist.com Find out what the famous and infamous have to say about God.

The Rational Response Squad Infamous creators of “The Blasphemy Challenge”

Atheist Revolution “Breaking free from irrational belief and opposing Christian extremism in America.”

Famous Lost Words: WOTM Watchdog

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

null Can you believe it? There is a website that is “an international group of concerned freethinkers who are dedicated to exposing the hypocrisies, logical fallacies, and outright lies employed by “Way of the Master” and its affiliated ministries.”

Pretty darn silly, er, foolish.

‘Nuff said.

You can check it out by clicking here, but why?